Random Ramblings No. 1

This is what I originally intended to do with this blog - empty my mind of its contents for all to enjoy. Isn't that what blogs are supposed to be used for, anyway? With that in mind, here we go...

Phreak615 continues to do his thing. All I can say is keep phreakin' it real, dude. Hope you accomplish whatever it is you're out to accomplish.

The Toronto Blue Jays are doing relatively well. They recently wrapped up a 4-game sweep of the Kansas City Royals. Apparently, getting swept is a regular happening for the Royals, who are most likely the MLB's worst American League team. Go figure.

Everyone's favorite (?) game show, Deal or No Deal recently launched its latest gimmick in a season that's been full of them. This one is called Million Dollar Madness. For those of you that remember the Million Dollar Mission, AKA, the show's past 3 failed attempts at giving away a million bucks, this one's a bit different. Before their game, the contestant is placed in a glass booth with air blowing around inside. Numerous golden balls are then released into the booth, which float around the contestant due to the blowing air. The contestant then grabs one, and inside each ball is a number between 2 and 13. That number represents the number of million dollar cases that will be available in their game. Personally, I still don't think this series will ever crown a millionaire. Yes, they're desperate for one, but I still don't think it'll ever happen. Even with 38 million dollar cases available, it still won't happen. Maybe the show will get its first millionaire 20 years from now, when no one cares anymore. The way things have been going lately, that's most likely what will happen.

Speaking of Deal or No Deal, for some strange reason, the contestants on the UK version that everyone seems to like also seem to have the worst luck in their respective games. Why this is I'll never know, but I don't think it's fair. Sure, the game is pure luck, but for some strange reasons, the likeable players often have the worst games. Some of those unfortunate souls went away with a very impressive 1p. For some reason, doing so gives them "legendary" status. I beg to differ. If I were in charge of Endemol UK, I would have chosen not to air those episodes. I'm sorry, but watching someone win less than 30 seconds' pay does not make for good television at all. If anything, it's rather embarrassing, especially for the person who played. I think the 1p winners should all be brought back at one point for a second shot at winning some actual money. In those games, the 1p would be removed so that they wouldn't be able to have a repeat performance.

I have the world's greatest microphone. I use it to record just about anything (radio airchecks, projects for school, interviews, etc.), and the quality of the audio recorded with it is always great. The best part about it is that I bought it for only $2.99 at the dollar store. This just goes to show that you don't alwys have to spend a lot of money to get something that's of good quality. Despite what some people think, you can actually get some pretty useful everyday things at the dollar store, and at massively discounted prices as well. It's awesome, to say the least.

Speaking of prices, I think Drew Carey is doing a fantastic job as Bob Barker's heir to the skinny microphone on The Price is Right. Instead of completely channeling Bob and hosting the show as he used to, Drew has made the show his own. He's also brought his own unique brand of humour and fun to the show, which makes for good TV. An example of this is when he gets the contestants to hold his hand and say "Alakazam" when he reveals the price of whatever prize is being played for. Drew has renewed my interest in the show, and as a result, I try to watch Price whenever I can.

At this point, I'd like to thank American Apparel for creating the 4415. For those of you who own some, you'll know what I'm talking about. Simply put, they're awesome, and they fit great. The royal blue and red are the best colors, in my opinion. I have 7 (3 red, 4 royal blue), and I love wearing them. Now, I am not a vain person in the slightest, but I think I look good in them. There, I said it. I guess we all need our moments of vanity once in a while. Anyway, the 4415 (a men's style) is so good, women started wearing them too. Needless to say, they liked them as well. The 4415 is also one of the many styles that comes in 76 different colors, which means there's something for people of all tastes. Again, thank you, American Apparel for coming up with this awesome style. Much appreciated.

Well, that about does it for now. Check back soon for more randomness. Until then...
I remain,
-Mad Mark.

Sense or Nonsense?

All right, so I said I'd stop talking about phreak615 since I pretty much figured him out. Well, as the days go by, your friend and mine, Mr. phreak615, head of the phreak615 Talent Agency, continues to make random posts about seemingly random topics. 90% of these posts don't make much sense, in all honesty. Do they contain clues to something, or are they just full of random nonsense? I honestly have no idea. But to sum it all up, days come and days go, but phreak615 goes on forever. Literally. Come on, Mr. phreak. Stop beating around the bush and make your point already, whatever it may be. Many of us are beginning to tire of your randomness. It is getting old fast. However, I would like to thank you for making me famous, so to speak. In the note you left in the mask, you said to "send proof." Well, as you can plainly see, I did, and you found it. Good for you. And just for doing that, I will reward you with some likeable limericks. Here goes...

How lovely to know Mr. phreak
A man who knows how to speak
He's seen 'round the nation
When he hacks TV stations
That remarkable man Mr. phreak.

There was a young man, Mr. phreak
A man who was truly unique
He tells girls and boys
About his big rhomboids
That amazing young man Mr. phreak.

And there you have it. Enjoy.

The works of Edward Lear served as my inspiration for these poems. If you ever get a chance, visit your local library and check out one of his poetry anthologies. They're really a good read, and while the author calls them nonsnese, they certainly make more sense than Mr. phreak ever will. 'Nuff said.

In other news, the Habs played one of their worst games ever last night. Although I am a true Habs fan, being from Montreal and all, I kinda had a feeling they would lose, and lose they did. They Flyers outhit, outplayed, outscored, and outlasted the Habs. Oh well. Better luck next season, I guess. Looks like I need a new team to follow now. Hmmm... How about the Toronto Blue Jays? I hear they're quite good. My best friend, who is one of the biggest baseball fans I know says that they have a great ptiching staff and team this year. Now, if only they could win some more games...

That's it for now, I guess. I'll leave you with this penny for your thoughts.
If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
Think about it.

See you next time.

Update 05 / 05 / 08 - phreak615 has confirned that he will be hacking the MMVAs. He still wants everyone to send him videos. Thank you for confirming my suspicions, Mr. phreak. I suppose that won't stop you from posting your randomness, though. Oh, well. I guess there's just no stopping some people. This is more proof that MuchMusic is continuing its descent down a steep slope into oblivion.