All right, so I said I'd stop talking about phreak615 since I pretty much figured him out. Well, as the days go by, your friend and mine, Mr. phreak615, head of the phreak615 Talent Agency, continues to make random posts about seemingly random topics. 90% of these posts don't make much sense, in all honesty. Do they contain clues to something, or are they just full of random nonsense? I honestly have no idea. But to sum it all up, days come and days go, but phreak615 goes on forever. Literally. Come on, Mr. phreak. Stop beating around the bush and make your point already, whatever it may be. Many of us are beginning to tire of your randomness. It is getting old fast. However, I would like to thank you for making me famous, so to speak. In the note you left in the mask, you said to "send proof." Well, as you can plainly see, I did, and you found it. Good for you. And just for doing that, I will reward you with some likeable limericks. Here goes...
How lovely to know Mr. phreak
A man who knows how to speak
He's seen 'round the nation
When he hacks TV stations
That remarkable man Mr. phreak.
There was a young man, Mr. phreak
A man who was truly unique
He tells girls and boys
About his big rhomboids
That amazing young man Mr. phreak.
And there you have it. Enjoy.
The works of Edward Lear served as my inspiration for these poems. If you ever get a chance, visit your local library and check out one of his poetry anthologies. They're really a good read, and while the author calls them nonsnese, they certainly make more sense than Mr. phreak ever will. 'Nuff said.
In other news, the Habs played one of their worst games ever last night. Although I am a true Habs fan, being from Montreal and all, I kinda had a feeling they would lose, and lose they did. They Flyers outhit, outplayed, outscored, and outlasted the Habs. Oh well. Better luck next season, I guess. Looks like I need a new team to follow now. Hmmm... How about the Toronto Blue Jays? I hear they're quite good. My best friend, who is one of the biggest baseball fans I know says that they have a great ptiching staff and team this year. Now, if only they could win some more games...
That's it for now, I guess. I'll leave you with this penny for your thoughts.
If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
Think about it.
See you next time.
Update 05 / 05 / 08 - phreak615 has confirned that he will be hacking the MMVAs. He still wants everyone to send him videos. Thank you for confirming my suspicions, Mr. phreak. I suppose that won't stop you from posting your randomness, though. Oh, well. I guess there's just no stopping some people. This is more proof that MuchMusic is continuing its descent down a steep slope into oblivion.
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